why so serious? |
Hey, I'm Cassie. I like food.... I consider myself funny, but I'm probably not. I have a youtube account with my best friend! I have three dogs and a piano that I love! I enjoy happiness and niall horan's laugh and music. I like smiley faces and Chuck Norris facts. (: I don't like dead-end signs, because they tell you you're going nowhere. And I may or may not be human, but I like to be treated as one. I love God! I also believe everyone is beautiful. That's about it!(: |
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
(Source: dessstiel, via fuckyeahloldemort)
(via implies)
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
(Source: 24ribs, via fuckyeahloldemort)
| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm dead |
And you cant think of another lie to back it up.
(Source: laughs-nd-giggles, via thatfunnyblog)
(Source: whatsgoingon12, via lost-inmyownmind)
well…. i guess ill find out soon… ;)
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here
i’m so so sorry
BUT...
THERE’S SO MUCH MORE ROOM TO DO EXTRA ACTIVITIES
DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.
oh my fucking god I AM JAMMING TO THIS I CANT OMFG